Hall of Mirrors

jesus-would-follow-me:

the size of your thighs, or your waist, doesn’t matter

its the size of your bank account that we really care about

convoludedcake:

frustrated-fallen-angel:

gallifreyanprincess:

insanitymobs:

asktheminecrafthuntress:

ykfinch:

ask-shadefire-midnight-and-elsa:

askdiamonddust:

funnyandhilarious:

New type of airplane… »

Oh hell nah!

My dad would be terrified

I would want the aisle seat.

Imagine it’s a late night flight, and everyone’s dozing off. In your half-asleep stupor you look down at the floor and you see a face gazing in at you through the glass, a face of something not quite human..

welcome to Tumblr, where the most interesting topics twist into nightmares.

how cool




Eheh ehehe ehehehehe nope.

convoludedcake:

frustrated-fallen-angel:

gallifreyanprincess:

insanitymobs:

asktheminecrafthuntress:

ykfinch:

ask-shadefire-midnight-and-elsa:

askdiamonddust:

funnyandhilarious:

New type of airplane… »

Oh hell nah!

My dad would be terrified

I would want the aisle seat.

Imagine it’s a late night flight, and everyone’s dozing off. In your half-asleep stupor you look down at the floor and you see a face gazing in at you through the glass, a face of something not quite human..

welcome to Tumblr, where the most interesting topics twist into nightmares.

how cool

Eheh ehehe ehehehehe nope.

artist-chan:

optimussentinel:

ur-supposed-to-say-jerk:

thepizzakitty:

i hate pants that make it look like i have a boner when i sit but then i remember im a girl but i still worry that somebody will think i have a boner

SOMEONE UNDERSTANDS

Do… Girls really worry about this?

yes

watchussmoshandstuff:

you ever start a song over because you feel its too good to not give it your full attention

supamuthafuckinvillain:

oh yea i kno her 

supamuthafuckinvillain:

oh yea i kno her 

fukkkres:

u lucky he holdin me back bitch 

fukkkres:

u lucky he holdin me back bitch 

talkativeprovocative:

justabarrelofmonkeys:

cas-wants-the-dean:

swim-two-birds:

If you’ve never read Shakespeare’s plays, you’re missing out on some quality zingers.

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the first mom joke

Can I just use VILLAIN I HAVE DONE THY MOTHER as my #1 insult forever

WHAT THE SHIT

HOW HAVE I NOT READ THIS

tunte:

tom-aiac:

This is true art right here.

Humans are great

thewicked-eternity