the size of your thighs, or your waist, doesn’t matter
its the size of your bank account that we really care about
Oh hell nah!
My dad would be terrified
I would want the aisle seat.
Imagine it’s a late night flight, and everyone’s dozing off. In your half-asleep stupor you look down at the floor and you see a face gazing in at you through the glass, a face of something not quite human..welcome to Tumblr, where the most interesting topics twist into nightmares.
Eheh ehehe ehehehehe nope.
i hate pants that make it look like i have a boner when i sit but then i remember im a girl but i still worry that somebody will think i have a boner
Do… Girls really worry about this?
you ever start a song over because you feel its too good to not give it your full attention
oh yea i kno her
u lucky he holdin me back bitch
If you’ve never read Shakespeare’s plays, you’re missing out on some quality zingers.
the first mom joke
Can I just use VILLAIN I HAVE DONE THY MOTHER as my #1 insult forever
WHAT THE SHIT
HOW HAVE I NOT READ THIS
This is true art right here.
Humans are great